[Lusitanian]

Não sabia que conhecias a minha mãe!

 Então dá graças por tê-la assim. Muitas hoje em dia, é só "facilitismo" porque é o meu filhote e blá blá blá, e quem se lixa são os filhos que depois não conseguem "sobreviver" sozinho. Comigo foi um pouco assim, mas lá tenho estado a conseguir....de vez em quando.

[sergio21699]

É mais uma verdade que uma piada mas pronto  

Ui queres ver que somos irmãos?  :lol:

[Lusitano89]

[Lusitanian]

:lol:  Acho que isso não vai impedir que ele seja preso eheheh

[Lusitano89]

Está explicado o escandalo Strauss-Kahn, tudo não passou de um mal-entendido  :lol:  :lol:

[Lusitanian]

 :lol:  

[PCartCast]

Noutros fóruns fazer post duplo com o mesmo conteúdo é considerado spam... Meu amigo Lusitanian importa-se de explicar a necessidade de postar o mesmo conteúdo em duas Threads distintas??

Sugire aos moderadores que removam um dos dois, neste tópico ou nos tópicos de videos.

[Cabeça de Martelo]

É mais uma verdade que uma piada mas pronto  

Ui queres ver que somos irmãos?  :lol:

Nãaaaaaaaaa, só tenho uma irmã e da última vez que eu vi ela não se chamava Sérgio.

[Lusitanian]

Pensei que não ouvesse problema. É que o video tem tanto de "piada" como de "video"....deixa lá que eu vou tirar o video na secção "Videos".

[Cabeça de Martelo]

http://regretfulmorning.com/2010/05/25- ... gn=scribol

[Lusitano89]

A Índia no seu melhor ...  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[Lusitanian]

:?)
Mas tambem é resultado de uma população em excesso. Dá muito nestes resultados.

[P44]

Carta de Sócrates ao FMI

Dear FMI
"Dear FMI I am a very humild man and I have been the best First Minister Portugal ever had. I am
very good. CDS is bad. PSD is very bad. Cavaco seems fine, but he doesn’t speak much. I am an
engineer. Well, I missed a lot of classes, but I was a friend of the director of the university, so he gave
a certificate anyway, and my dad never found out xD (so don’t tell him, please, he would kill me!!).
This country was very good until PSD chumbated my PEC (I had spent an entire evening doing it!!).
So, just after that we ran out of money because yes. I don’t like Pedro Steps Rabbit. He is always
saying it’s his turn to be PM. I even rejected his friend request on facebook! Well, in fact that’s a
shame because he’s kinda cute lol. So I need you to lend me some money. I “juro” (I don’t know
how to say in English, go see in google translator, please) that someone will pay you back. Teixeira
says we need 75 thousand million euros, but maybe you could lend me 90, so that I could construct
that train that is very fast. I always wanted to have one when I was a kid, but my daddy never gave
me. I have great plans for it: it will have a lot of falls and even a looping! Just like a giant roller
coaster! It will be legen…wait for it…dary! (I heard this in How I Met You Mother lololol). I also
wanted to build another airport, but it’s ok if I could only have the train. In fact I think airplanes are a
bit boring. Maybe Manuela Ferreira Milk like them, she is always talking about IVA, public-private
parcerys and other boring stuff like that Well, I think that’s all. I’ll do some jogging now to
keep fit (you never know when you will have to ran from the cops, right?! xD). If you decide to help
me, I hope you like Portugal. We have a lot of sun and very good bitches for you to swim. Thank
you very much. A xi-heart. Zé
PS: I tried to add you as friend on Facebook, but I think you didn’t see my request. Can you accept it?
Please?
PS2: If you see Angela tell her that I’m not having much time to answer her mails, and that I didn’t
understand what she meant with “Hurry up or Finland is going to fuck you up, you moron”.
PS3: that’s a video game console. AHAHAH gotcha!!!1!
PS4: Sorry for my bad english."

[Lusitano89]

[Lusitanian]

LOL