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Título: Teste: seriam nazis?
Enviado por: Yosy em Julho 29, 2005, 01:28:59 pm
Se vocês vivessem na Alemanha de Hitler seriam nazis:

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926

Eu:

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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic  
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

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 8)
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Enviado por: komet em Julho 29, 2005, 02:09:01 pm
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Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.
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Bolas... nunca pensei  :shock:
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Enviado por: Benny em Julho 29, 2005, 02:33:50 pm
Tretas - Este teste não formula, sequer, perguntas básicas sobre algumas características do Nazismo, tais como a falta de liberdade, limpeza étnica, etc.

Lembra aqueles testes da revista Maria.

Mas afinal é só um teste.

Benny
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Enviado por: Luso em Julho 29, 2005, 03:53:01 pm
"Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic "

 :mrgreen:

"Lembra aqueles testes da revista Maria. "

Éverdade. Mas por vezes tem graça! :wink:
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Enviado por: NotePad em Julho 29, 2005, 03:57:59 pm
ADOLF HITLER himself


Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 90% blindly patriotic.

You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

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FUOD@SSSSSS
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Enviado por: komet em Julho 29, 2005, 06:19:59 pm
Ó Notepéde, fuja do país senão ainda é assassinado pelos cumunzzz... comunanzzz... comuzzzz... zaaz..
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Enviado por: dremanu em Julho 29, 2005, 07:06:37 pm
Lol, o meu...

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic.

 Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.
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Enviado por: emarques em Julho 29, 2005, 07:48:53 pm
Aparentemente, se eu vivesse na Alemanha nos anos 30, saía do país. :)
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Enviado por: papatango em Julho 29, 2005, 07:49:18 pm
Tchi :shock:
Depois aparecia uma imagem do Einstein  :D
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Enviado por: Luso em Julho 29, 2005, 08:15:59 pm
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33% blindly patriotic

E assim se demonstra a falsidade das conclusões que o questionário apresenta! :mrgreen:


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PAISANO!
Este fim de semana vou aprimorar os meus dotes como assador de sardinhas


Humm. Interessante. E como vai ser a rega desse repasto?
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Enviado por: papatango em Julho 29, 2005, 08:20:32 pm
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Depois aparecia uma imagem do Einstein


Outra demonstração do mesmo! :evil:
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Enviado por: Paisano em Julho 29, 2005, 08:30:09 pm
Citação de: "papatango"
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PAISANO!
Este fim de semana vou aprimorar os meus dotes como assador de sardinhas  :wink: :D
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Enviado por: Luso em Julho 29, 2005, 08:44:10 pm
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T'óbrigado  :mrgreen:
E o binho? Já escolheste? :wink:
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Enviado por: komet em Julho 29, 2005, 09:11:42 pm
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Depois aparecia uma imagem do Einstein


Tendo em conta que ele era judeu, não me admira que se tenha pirado...
Essa de que os intelectuais fugiram todos da Alemanha é a melhor piada que li de um anti-nazi, e tecnologia apareceu toda do nada então   :lol:  :wink:
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Enviado por: emarques em Julho 30, 2005, 04:48:05 am
Não diz que todos saíram da Alemanha. "Apenas" uma boa parte deles. E isso é perfeitamente verdade. Muitos por serem judeus, muitos outros por não gostarem do rumo que as coisas tomavam.
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Enviado por: Pantera em Agosto 01, 2005, 10:36:20 am
Sinceramente nem me atrevo a fazer o teste,ainda ficava a pensar o que seria no passado... :lol:
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Enviado por: soultrain em Agosto 02, 2005, 01:50:41 pm
Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic  
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!  
 



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
 
 You scored higher than 32% on brainwashworthy
 
 You scored higher than 4% on antitolerant
 
 You scored higher than 73% on patriotic
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Enviado por: Pantera em Agosto 10, 2005, 02:24:10 pm
Embora não tenha percebido algumas perguntas por causa do Inglês,o meu resultado foi este(até doi:? ):

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic  
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.  


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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
 
 You scored higher than 69% on brainwashworthy
 
 You scored higher than 51% on antitolerant
 
 You scored higher than 74% on patriotic
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Enviado por: NBSVieiraPT em Agosto 17, 2005, 03:01:58 am
Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic  

Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.  

 :shock:

NBR Out!
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Enviado por: Guilherme em Agosto 17, 2005, 01:24:09 pm
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

       You scored higher than 40% on brainwashworthy
       You scored higher than 50% on antitolerant
       You scored higher than 21% on patriotic